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The Overlord's rogue brain's reign of terror may at last be coming to an end. The brain was identified crossing the border from Guatemala into Mexico earlier today, driving a tie-dye Pontiac Firebird. However, the brain has thus far eluded capture. Both Earth and Moon based authorities are reported to be engaging the brain in a high-speed chase. Citizens are advised to avoid eating ice cream until such time as the situation has been resolved.
The team of experts dispatched to investigate the surplus of pink tutus is still missing. New information will be provided to the public as it is acquired.
Breaking News: This just in. The high-speed pursuit of The Overlord's brain has just come to end. The brain abandoned its vehicle and has barricaded itself inside an office building with several hostages. It is threatening to shoot the hostages unless police provide it with a good night's sleep followed by rational discourse. Police are refusing to give in to its demands. The Overlord was unavailable to comment as he is recovering from injuries sustained in yesterday's petting zoo incident. Updates will be provided as the situation unfolds.
>:I "We do not negotiate with criminals. Release the hostages or we will be forced to take drastic measures. DONT MAKE ME DRINK THIS MILKSHAKE TOO QUICKLY, BOY."
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