This is an automated news broadcast from your friends at Lunar Anomaly L42.
The Overlord has regained consciousness today for the first time since he suffered a Massive Cranial Failure upon the death of his brain. However, when doctors tried to assess the extent of the damage by asking if he could remember his name, The Overlord was reported to have said "I am...THE BATMAN!" and demanded that his utility belt be returned to him. When told he was not "Batman", The Overlord responded by breaking the doctor's nose. The Overlord has since spent four hours running down corridors insisting that he is "The Batman" to anyone who will listen, has tried to jump out of at least three windows, and has now taken to clinging to the light fixtures. All attempts by the orderlies to remove him from the ceiling have failed. Their current plan of action involves prodding at him with a broom. He has demanded that he be allowed to bring "The Joker" to justice.
On a completely unrelated note: All clowns are required to report to the nearest checkpoint for "inspection."
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