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Friday, October 1, 2010

Hiring: Butler

This is an automated news broadcast from your friends at Lunar Anomaly L42.

The world is a much happier place today. This is believed to be a direct result of The Overlord's clownocide campaign. Satisfied, with the eradication of all clowns, that "The Joker" has at last been brought to justice, The Overlord finally agreed to stop clinging to the light fixtures. However, he still insists that he is "The Batman." He has remarked that "the next movie should have the Riddler in it" and is currently looking to hire an English butler named Alfred. All applicants are instructed to report to the nearest checkpoint.

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