News Update #2

Greetings, people of Earth! This is your overlord speaking, fully recovered from the recent petting zoo incident. I assure you that the incident will not be repeated, as appropriate containment procedures have been put in place. Namely, signs have been erected to inform both personnel and tourists not to taunt the bunnies.  It won't happen again.
*red alert*
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Ahem.
I would like to inform you that The Moonbase will be hosting a breakfast tomorrow morning. Of special interest will be fresh pancakes made right in the heart of one of my nuclear reactors. Remember, the green glow just means I love you!

Now for an automated news update from your friends at Lunar Anomaly L42.

The standoff between The Overlord's brain and Mexico's police force continues, however the brain has released the hostages under the police threat of drinking a milkshake too fast. In the past few hours the brain has engaged police in several short-lived firefights. Three officers have been wounded, and the brain claims to have enough guns, ammo, and caffeine to resist arrest indefinitely.

One of the experts dispatched to investigate the recent surplus of pink tutus has been found. He was discovered hiding in the storeroom of a hat shop in London, and his discovery was promptly relayed to The Overlord. When the recovery team arrived on the scene they inquired as to how he had gotten from the United States to England in the first place, to which he reportedly responded "So much frill!" before slipping into a coma. He has been transferred to Lunar Anomaly L42 for further analysis. When asked for comment, The Overlord had this to say: "It's all hoopy here, man. Positively hoopy. No problems at all." Shortly thereafter is was discovered that the person asked for comment was not, in fact, The Overlord.