Holy Hell...

It's a blog. I can't believe I have a blog. This isn't right. You know, I'm just going to forget that I even have this in the space of about a month...I'm not getting off on the right foot am I? Right...

Let me start over properly...

Greetings, people of Earth! This is your favorite evil overlord speaking. If I am not your favorite evil overlord, the zombie-cyborgs will be along shortly to adjust your perspective. It's true, my loyal subjects! It is I, speaking to you live from my throne room here in Lunar Anomaly L42. Well, not so much speaking, as typing...and not so much live either, really...It is, however, from the Moon! I assure you that that much, at least, is true. Has my propaganda machine ever lied to you? I thought not. Now, you might be asking yourself "What could our glorious Overlord ever want with a blog?" Well, I'll tell you. The truth is that the Moon can be dreadfully boring sometimes, and everybody else seemed to be doing it. So, I bandwagon'd. Yes, bandwagon is a verb now. Shut up. As for what I intend to post here, that remains to be seen. After all, I haven't done anything in a bloggish vein since those ramblings that plagued Thursday mornings way back when. I'm sure whatever appears here will fascinate scholars for many thousands of years to come. Some days you may find me opinionated. Other days The Overlord may just need a place to ramble or maybe to vent. I imagine that most of the time this will be used as a platform to inform you of my most recent scientific advances in the field of exploding mangoes.  Expect random. Expect silly. Expect most posts to be shorter than this. And most importantly, always expect the zombie apocalypse.