Cuddle-Wuddle Zombie!

New, from the makers of Do-Not-Taunt Bunny, comes the Cuddle-Wuddle Zombie! Freshly risen from the grave, Cuddle-Wuddle Zombie is fun for the whole family! Cuddle-Wuddle Zombie makes a great pet for children! They'll just love cuddling with Cuddle-Wuddle Zombie, and they'll love his zany antics too, as he shambles about the yard looking for meat! Dogs love him too! They'll enjoy spending hours gnawing on Cuddle-Wuddle Zombie's leg! Even grandpa will love the way he keeps the neighbor kids off the lawn! Cuddle-Wuddle Zombie is cuddly-wuddly fun for the whole family, so order yours today! To order call 1-800-666-1313 now! That's 1-800-666-1313 now! And if you call in the next ten minutes, we'll send you a Lovey-Dovey Cyborg for free!

(Warning: Cuddle-Wuddle Zombie is not safe for anyone. By ordering a Cuddle-Wuddle Zombie you waive your right to sue Lunar Anomaly L42 over any property damage, injury, illness, death, or reanimation caused by Cuddle-Wuddle Zombie. Side effects of Cuddle-Wuddle Zombie include sweating, fever, nausea, vomiting, insomnia, necrosis, death, reanimation, zombie outbreaks, and love.)

Now Cuddle-Wuddle Zombie is available in three colors! Classic Zombie Green, Death Grey, and of course, Cuddle-Wuddle Pink!

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